strigays:

this is the cutest coincidence ive ever come across
in my entire tumblr career

strigays:

this is the cutest coincidence ive ever come across

in my entire tumblr career

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Whenever I watch something scary I have to watch something funny afterwards in order to counter the scary, especially at night, so I end up with dreams like getting drunk with Hannah Harto while trapped during an SCP containment breach.

vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho
vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho
vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho
vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho
vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho
vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho
vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho

vantasticmess:

sircuddlebuns:

GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)

(based on this gem)

karkat’s face tho

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

The Midnight Man

Hey look, another Ghost Jack story.

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

hopelesslydimwitted:

ironychan:

Cecil Baldwin died twenty years ago.  The building where the radio station used to be was torn down to make room for a strip mall.  Thousands of people thought they were living in a perfectly normal Arizona town.

Then the broadcasts started…

THIS IS TERRIFYING 

girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

metargealsorid:


metargealsorid:


metargealsorid:


metargealsorid:

metargealsorid:

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konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

Today at work...

Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?

Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.

Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?

Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?

Me: Certainly. And your name is?

Customer: Mark Pellegrino.

Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?

Customer: Yes.

Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?

Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.

Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.