this is the cutest coincidence ive ever come across
in my entire tumblr career
trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike
are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?
Whenever I watch something scary I have to watch something funny afterwards in order to counter the scary, especially at night, so I end up with dreams like getting drunk with Hannah Harto while trapped during an SCP containment breach.
GeT iT, bRoThEr? :o)
karkat’s face tho
another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up
Jamie convinces Hiccup and the others to play the Midnight Game.
Hey look, another Ghost Jack story.
this is a religious experience
I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:
Cecil Baldwin died twenty years ago. The building where the radio station used to be was torn down to make room for a strip mall. Thousands of people thought they were living in a perfectly normal Arizona town.
Then the broadcasts started…
THIS IS TERRIFYING
girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
This has been a PSA.
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.